I don’t care what he says, I’m wishing y’all a Merry Christmas
Our facially hirsute friend has got one thing right though – wishing others a Merry Christmas is definitely worse than fornicating. Offering season’s greetings to someone never gave me a mind-blowing, buttock-clenching, gasp-inducing orgasm. But I’m normal and boring like that.
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays, you alcohol-swilling fornicators!